overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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whymycatissad:

My cat is sad because he misunderstood the nature of the website PlentyOfFish & ended up Internet dating by mistake.

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burdened-with-glorious-sex-gods:

Are we not going to talk about the most painfully canon pairing out there then? Big and Small; secret boyfriends.

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A haiku about my life

become-legend:

Not enough money

Too many video games

A lot of crying

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ironarya:

shavingryansprivates:

I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS

well you are gonna just adore my penis

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wolfmonsters:

Hand-carved Werewolf bass by Dans-Magic

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intergalacticwombat:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

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