Time shall compress... ...All existence denied

Ask me anything   If I must die, I will die with an axe in my hand and a curse upon my lips.

cleromancy:

CATS FORGETTING TO PUT THEIR TONGUES AWAY MAKES ME SO FUCKIN HAPPY. YOUR TONGUE IS NOT IN YOUR MOUTH AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA. ITS JUST HANGIN THERE, NOT BEING IN YOURM OUTH. YOU FORGOT ABOUT IT. YOU ARE A CAT

(via deductiontoseduction)

— 6 months ago with 171200 notes

Pushing Daisies Meme: Three Relationships (1/3) - Olive & Emerson

(via swanand-minotaur)

— 8 months ago with 2680 notes

apprenticenecromage:

i enjoy the simple things in life

like recklessly spending my cash and being a disappointment to my family

(via aryastarkles)

— 8 months ago with 188336 notes

marykatewiles:

r0wdyruffian:

iamsonotahipster:

Oh my fucking god.

50 seconds in and not only has frodo lost all meaning as a word it also is beginning to sound suspiciously like “hodor”

omg this is my new favorite thing.

(Source: balinsbeard, via ramsay-bolton)

— 8 months ago with 32023 notes
bidyke:

[Image: Picture of Karen (played by Amanda Seyfried) from the movie Mean Girls, with a troubled look on her face. Upper text: “Oh my god, Karen”. Bottom Text: “You can’t just assume everyone is monosexual”.]

bidyke:

[Image: Picture of Karen (played by Amanda Seyfried) from the movie Mean Girls, with a troubled look on her face. Upper text: “Oh my god, Karen”. Bottom Text: “You can’t just assume everyone is monosexual”.]

— 9 months ago with 152 notes